"Hey, Brandon, how do you say 'Mullet' in German?"

God, if I had a dime for everytime someone asked me that! Well, my dear readers, the answer has arrived. It is:

Vokuhila.

The word is verbal short-hand, actually. It comes from the phrase: "Vorne kurz, hinten lang (Short in front, long in back)". VOrne KUrz, HInten LAng, see? It's brilliant!

In case you really want to use it (who wouldn't want to use such knowlege), it's pronounced: Fokooheela. Enjoy. And no, there's no need to thank me.